What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:48

Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
☆ what's the thing that made u fell in love with your bias?
Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
What are some ways to drive women crazy while many men don't know?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What makes outside showers appealing? Why are they not commonly seen?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.